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Breaking Brad: Nebraska GOP candidates unified against naked squirrels
Some of these Nebraska campaigns are tilting pretty far right. At a recent forum, there was a consensus that we need to ban public dancing and clothe naked squirrels in public parks. »

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Breaking Brad: Nebraska GOP candidates unified against naked squirrels

Breaking Brad: Inside the mind of a 99-year-old real estate agent

I saw an article about a 99-year-old real estate agent who's still working. “This house is extra special. It has indoor toilets!”

Breaking Brad: Inside the mind of a 99-year-old real estate agent
Breaking Brad: Into the claw machine! Florida kid follows Lincoln kid's lead

In Fort Lauderdale, Fla., a child climbed inside a claw machine. Hey, Florida kid: Nobody likes a copycat.

Breaking Brad: Into the claw machine! Florida kid follows Lincoln kid's lead
Breaking Brad: Even Chuck Hassebrook's throwing mud!

The Nebraska campaigns have turned so ugly, Democrat Chuck Hassebrook lobbed unfounded accusations at an imaginary opponent.

Breaking Brad: Even Chuck Hassebrook's throwing mud!
Breaking Brad: Kraft wiener recall is business opportunity for TD Ameritrade Park

Instead of returning the wieners, TD Ameritrade Park is calling them "cheese dogs" and charging double.

Breaking Brad: Kraft wiener recall is business opportunity for TD Ameritrade Park
Breaking Brad: Photos with the Easter Bunny are so 2010

In a sign of the times, most kids ran out of patience waiting for a photo with the Easter Bunny at the mall, just snapped a selfie and went home.

Breaking Brad: Photos with the Easter Bunny are so 2010
Dickson’s Week in Review, April 13-19

On Twitter some guy tweeted that the spring game isn’t taken as seriously as a regular-season contest. What was your first clue? When the head coach entered waving a cat aloft?

Dickson’s Week in Review, April 13-19
Breaking Brad: Stuck in a claw machine? You get no Easter candy

I know of one kid in Lincoln who will be receiving a lump of coal from the Easter Bunny, just as soon as he's extricated from that bowling alley claw machine.

Breaking Brad: Stuck in a claw machine? You get no Easter candy
Breaking Brad: Mountain lion season's over, but the bunny's fair game!

Thursday was the last day of a Nebraska Legislature session. Before leaving town, legislators passed a bill to hold a lottery to hunt the Easter Bunny.

Breaking Brad: Mountain lion season's over, but the bunny's fair game!
Breaking Brad: At least my kid never got stuck inside a claw machine

We need a new rule in Lincoln. If your kid is discovered inside the claw machine at a bowling alley, you are forever barred from being nominated for "Mother of the Year."

Breaking Brad: At least my kid never got stuck inside a claw machine
Breaking Brad: How many MECA board members can we put in a luxury suite?

As a stunt at the Blue Man Group show, MECA board members are going to see how many people they can stuff into one luxury suite.

Breaking Brad: How many MECA board members can we put in a luxury suite?
Breaking Brad: How much would you pay for a corn dog?

The Arizona Diamondbacks have a new concession item: a $25 corn dog. For that kind of money, it should be stuffed with Bitcoin.

Breaking Brad: How much would you pay for a corn dog?
Breaking Brad: Pothole repair crew gets stuck in a pothole

In East Lansing, Mich., a pothole repair crew got stuck inside a pothole. How did this not happen in Omaha?

Breaking Brad: Pothole repair crew gets stuck in a pothole
Breaking Brad: What do the moon, Colorado senators have in common?

How about that "blood red" moon Monday? It was as red as the eyes of a Colorado legislator.

Breaking Brad: What do the moon, Colorado senators have in common?
Breaking Brad: Hey, Republicans, are you ready to be audited?

A quick list of audit red flags: 3) You fail to sign your return. 2) You fail to report income. 1) You are a registered Republican.

Breaking Brad: Hey, Republicans, are you ready to be audited?
ALL ABOUT BRAD

I'm Brad Dickson and I've been appearing in the World-Herald for more than two years commenting on major sporting events such as the World Series of Beer Pong and the Lithuanian Barrel Jumping Finals, and more recently on local, national and international news. READ MORE »

 
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